Saturday, November 7, 2009

DEFINITIONS

1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much
weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having
a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which
you absent- mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.











Source: Washingtonpost

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