weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having
a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which
you absent- mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
Source: Washingtonpost
